Wishlist My wishlist Product name Unit price Stock status Item # P717 Don't be crabby, you're at the beach! $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A803 I Only Have a Kitchen Because It Came With The House $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A480 The Rooster May Crow But The Hen Delivers The Goods $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A448 Stop Me Before I Volunteer Again $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A415 Never, But Never Question Your Wife's Judgement $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A442 I Love Cooking With Wine Sometimes I Even Put It In The Food $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P113 Middle age comes at a bad time. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P059 Wrinkled is not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P122 Worlds greatest Mom. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P110 Call your mother she worries. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P077 Because I'm your Mother, that's why. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P070 I smile because you're my mother I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P055 Anyone can be a Mother but it takes someone special to be a Mommy. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P631 Infinity $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P630 Cadillac $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P629 BMW $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P762 The only thing self-cleaning in this house is the cat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P488 Let me get this straight, my grandchild is a cat? $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P468 The more I know of people the more I love my cat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P102 Cats are children in fur coats. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P635 Jaguar $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P638 Nissan $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P634 Honda $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P723 Beach mama. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P647 Mazda $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P646 Scion $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P645 Bentley $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P644 Rolls Royce $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P643 Range Rover $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P642 Ferrari $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P640 Corvette $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P641 Mustang $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P639 Porsche $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P486 Never underestimate the warmth of a cold nose. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P458 The more I know of people, the more I love my dog. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P472 In dog years, I'm dead. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P048 Give your children two things, one is roots the other is wings. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P120 It's a Girl. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P764 Cats rule, dogs drool. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P498 Beware! Dog can't hold his licker. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P620 A wagging tail is more sincere than many a handshake. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P497 Dogs leave paw prints on your heart. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P492 My best friend has four feet. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P106 Never, but never, question the coach's judgement. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P101 The reason the golf pro tells you to keep you're head down is so you can't see him laughing. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P358 Tennis forever. Work whenever. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P087 It's 5 o'clock somewhere. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P157 What part of Princess don't you understsnd? $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P100 Golf is not a matter of life or death, It's much more important than that. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P159 The captain is always right...and I'm the captain. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P660 May you live long enough to shoot your age. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P612 The difference between a puppy and a golfer is, eventually the puppy quits whining. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P663 The grass is always greener on the next hole. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P610 We interrupt this marriage to bring you the football season. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P440 I'd rather be sailing. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P438 I'd rather be golfing. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P436 I'd rather be boating. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P437 I'd rather be Fishing. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P393 Missing: Golfer-Husband & dog-reward for dog. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P146 Since I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in sick. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P133 As far as anyone knows we are a normal family. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P145 God bless everyone even the summer people. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P794 Find the joy in the little things. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P790 A hug is a great gift... One size fits all and it's easy to exchange. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P624 Until you spread your wings you have no idea how far you can fly. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P622 Tough times don't last. Tough people do. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P619 All wonders you seek are within you. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P602 May your troubles be less your blessings be more and nothing but happiness pass through your door. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P475 A mother holds her children's hands for awhile. Their hearts forever. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P465 I know God won't give me anything I can't handle I just wish he didn't trust me so much. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P464 The road beteween the houses of friends is never long. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P473 I smile because you're my sister I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P368 Chance made us sisters hearts made us friends. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P732 Who are these kids and why are they calling me mom? $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P731 Having kids is like being pecked to death by a duck. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P659 PAPA Proud to be a grandpa of precious angels. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P618 What happens at grandma's stays at grandma's. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P603 A Mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P474 I smile because you're my Brother. I laugh because there's nothing you can do about it. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P071 A dog wags his tail with his heart. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P493 The best part of my day is when I come home to my dog. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P075 Dogs are not our whole lives, but they make our lives whole. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P109 Worlds greatest Nana. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P372 A Grandparents creed-love them, spoil them, then send them home. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P138 I may not be rich & famous but I have priceless Grandchildren. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P160 Old age sucks! $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P066 Old age comes at a bad time. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P123 Age is a number & mine is unlisted. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P483 Heaven is a bit closer in a cottage by the sea. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P165 You'll never know how many friends you have until you own a beach house. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P455 Love me, love my cat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P763 A cat is the only real love money can buy. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P761 You are nobody until you've been ignored by a cat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P095 I didn't realize when I said 'I do' It meant I'd do everything. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P065 Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P036 Men over 50 make better lovers. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P196 Nothing works in an old house except the owner. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P428 Welcome to our home away from home (Mountains) $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P427A Welcome to our home away from home (Sea shells)) $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P777 Friends are the people who know you well, but like you anyway. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P311 Brothers by blood. Friends by choice. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P626 Gems are precious, but friends are priceless. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P114 A good Realtor is never listless. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P112 Fireman logo $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P365 Older men make better lovers. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P499 Retirement...Doing nothing and then resting. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A706 Real Women Don't Have Hot Flashes They Have Power Surges $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A804 So Much To Do So Few People To Do It For Me $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P724 If you're lucky enough to be at the beach, you're lucky enough. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P725 Beach woman. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P728 I'm on island time. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P648 Ford $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P649 Chevrolet $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P650 Maserati $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P768 If you want the best seat in the house you'll have to move the Cat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P766 Cats leave paw prints on our hearts. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P125 Worlds greatest Sister. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P126 Worlds greatest Brother. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P119 It's a Boy. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P765 Dogs think they are human, Cats know they are! $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P773 A dog is the only real love money can buy. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P105 If You're lucky enough to be Irish... You're lucky enough. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P774 Puppies leave paw prints on our hearts. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P043 Living with an Irishwoman builds character. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P735 Sisters are for keeps. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P734 Sisters make the best friends. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P786 I'm not over the hill. I'm on the back nine. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P418 Always fly first class otherwise your heirs will. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P394 Never but never question the engineer's judgement. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P413 Never but never question the captain's judgement. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P476 Good friends are like angels, you don't have to see them to know they are there. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P362 You are leaving on Sunday aren't you. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P168 Happiness is being married to your best friend. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P432 What part of "Meow" don't you understand? $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P068 Screw the golden years. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P387 Had I known Grandchildren were so much fun, I'd have had them first. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P149 Guests of guests may not bring guests. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P132 You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P470 Let me get this straight, my grandchild is a dog? $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P141 Behind every good doctor is a great nurse. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P017 Coast Guard (With Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P016 US Air Force (With Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P015 US Army (With Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P014 US Navy (With Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P012 Semper FI (With Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P013 US Marine (With Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P011 Happy Anniversary $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P010 It's hard to be humble when you're a Marine-Semper Fi $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P009 Anyone can be a Grandmother it takes someone special to be a Grandma. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P008 Anyone can be a Grandfather it takes someone special to be a Grandpa. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P007 Don't give up the ship (With Navy Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P031 If you leave me I'm going with you. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P006 OOH-RAA (Marine Corp Seal) $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P030 Welcome to the beach house. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P029 Friends are the family you get to pick. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P028 Build a bridge & get over it. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P027 Conserve water drink Margaritas. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P026 NANA (No one makes me feel as special as Nana, Whom I will always Love). $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P024 Let me get this straight my grandchild is a horse. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P023 Grandchildren spoiled here. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P022 Hooray for Vodka $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P020 Happy Halloween $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P021 When you're the finest it's hard to be humble US Marines. $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P019 Fair winds & following seas. $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P135 Don't mistake endurance for hospitality. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P086 The only man a girl can trust is her daddy. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P089 Beer helping white boys dance for years. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P058 Annoy a liberal Work Succeed be Happy. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P057 We may not have it all together, but together we have it all. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P052 How naughty can I be & still go to heaven? $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P039 I cannot live without books. $41.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P034 I'm a luxury few can afford. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P032 Living with an Irishman builds character. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P005 " If I cannot smoke in heaven I shall not go." $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P911 GOD BLESS THE U.S.A. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item #A800 Housework Is Evil It Must Be Stopped $32.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P456 If you're lucky enough to live by the water, You're lucky enough. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P446 I't me again... Lord. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P382 A man's place is on his boat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P187 If things get better with age then I'm approaching magnificent. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P166 Work is for people who don't know how to sail. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P111 When a child is born so is a Grandmother. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P108 Dogs are children in fur coats. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P046 May those who love us, love us & those that don't love us, may God turn their hearts. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # FSpec091 The best part of my day is when I come home to my cat. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P038 I'm not bossy I just have better ideas. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P002 A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a smoke. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P793 Dear Lord put your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P736 Sisters share the best journey life. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P714 Money is the root of all evil...Every woman needs roots. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P666 A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P701 I'm just a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie Doll world. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P601 The only difference between this place and the titanic is they had a band. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P445 If you're lucky enough to live by the lake, you're lucky enough. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P390 I'd rather be flying. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P366 I'ts good to be King. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P197 If you want the best seat in the house you'll have to move the dog. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P337 A great fisherman lives here with the catch of his life. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P195 Nothing works on an old boat except the owner. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P153 You know you're getting old when happy hour is a good nap. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart Item # P003 ALCOHOL is the answer, I don"t remember the question. $36.00 In Stock Add to cart