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× Item # P761 You are nobody until you've been ignored by a cat. Item # P761 You are nobody until you've been ignored by a cat. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P307 For the rich there's Thearpy. For the rest of us there's Chocolate. Item # P307 For the rich there's Thearpy. For the rest of us there's Chocolate. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P167 I'm sorry dear I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said since we've been married? Item # P167 I'm sorry dear I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said since we've been married? $34.00
$68.00
× Item # P358 Tennis forever. Work whenever. Item # P358 Tennis forever. Work whenever. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P612 The difference between a puppy and a golfer is, eventually the puppy quits whining. Item # P612 The difference between a puppy and a golfer is, eventually the puppy quits whining. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P044 A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Item # P044 A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P132 You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails. Item # P132 You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P437 I'd rather be Fishing. Item # P437 I'd rather be Fishing. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P786 I'm not over the hill. I'm on the back nine. Item # P786 I'm not over the hill. I'm on the back nine. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P041 My wife says I never listen...At least that's what I think she said. Item # P041 My wife says I never listen...At least that's what I think she said. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P146 Since I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in sick. Item # P146 Since I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in sick. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P127 Talk is cheap unless you're talking to a lawyer. Item # P127 Talk is cheap unless you're talking to a lawyer. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P436 I'd rather be boating. Item # P436 I'd rather be boating. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P031 If you leave me I'm going with you. Item # P031 If you leave me I'm going with you. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P306 It's Wine o'clock. Item # P306 It's Wine o'clock. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P027 Conserve water drink Margaritas. Item # P027 Conserve water drink Margaritas. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P490 Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Item # P490 Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P003 ALCOHOL is the answer, I don"t remember the question. Item # P003 ALCOHOL is the answer, I don"t remember the question. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P022 Hooray for Vodka Item # P022 Hooray for Vodka $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P627 Life is too short for bad coffee. Item # P627 Life is too short for bad coffee. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P088 Life is too short to drink cheap wine. Item # P088 Life is too short to drink cheap wine. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P038 I'm not bossy I just have better ideas. Item # P038 I'm not bossy I just have better ideas. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P422 One martini two martini three martini floor... Item # P422 One martini two martini three martini floor... $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P002 A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a smoke. Item # P002 A woman is only a woman but a good cigar is a smoke. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P658 I only drink to make other people more interesting. Item # P658 I only drink to make other people more interesting. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P777 Friends are the people who know you well, but like you anyway. Item # P777 Friends are the people who know you well, but like you anyway. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P623 It's hard to be a woman, One must think like a man, Behave like a lady, Look like a girl, And work like a horse. Item # P623 It's hard to be a woman, One must think like a man, Behave like a lady, Look like a girl, And work like a horse. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P668 A man's retirement is often a wife's full time job. Item # P668 A man's retirement is often a wife's full time job. $34.00
$34.00

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Subtotal $986.00
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Total $1,362.28
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