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× Item # P156 Keep calm and drink wine. Item # P156 Keep calm and drink wine. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P005 " If I cannot smoke in heaven I shall not go." Item # P005 " If I cannot smoke in heaven I shall not go." $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P614 I'd stop eating chocolate but I'm no quitter. Item # P614 I'd stop eating chocolate but I'm no quitter. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P169 Darling, When things go wrong in life, you lift your chin up,put on a ravishing smile and mix yourself a cocktail. Item # P169 Darling, When things go wrong in life, you lift your chin up,put on a ravishing smile and mix yourself a cocktail. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P027 Conserve water drink Margaritas. Item # P027 Conserve water drink Margaritas. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P019 Fair winds & following seas. Item # P019 Fair winds & following seas. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P389 A great sailor lives here with his first mate. Item # P389 A great sailor lives here with his first mate. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P661 A bad day on the water is better than a good day at work. Item # P661 A bad day on the water is better than a good day at work. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P427B Welcome to our home away from home (sail boat) Item # P427B Welcome to our home away from home (sail boat) $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P128 Nothing works in an old cottage except the owner. Item # P128 Nothing works in an old cottage except the owner. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P727 Party boat. Item # P727 Party boat. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P726 Boat...A hole in the ocean you throw money in. Item # P726 Boat...A hole in the ocean you throw money in. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P044 A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Item # P044 A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P034 I'm a luxury few can afford. Item # P034 I'm a luxury few can afford. $34.00
$68.00
× Item # P089 Beer helping white boys dance for years. Item # P089 Beer helping white boys dance for years. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P127 Talk is cheap unless you're talking to a lawyer. Item # P127 Talk is cheap unless you're talking to a lawyer. $34.00
$68.00
× Item # P167 I'm sorry dear I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said since we've been married? Item # P167 I'm sorry dear I wasn't listening. Can you repeat everything you've said since we've been married? $34.00
$68.00
× Item # P136 Keep calm and carry on. Item # P136 Keep calm and carry on. $34.00
$68.00
× Item # P052 How naughty can I be & still go to heaven? Item # P052 How naughty can I be & still go to heaven? $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P146 Since I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in sick. Item # P146 Since I've used up all my sick days so I'm calling in sick. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P132 You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails. Item # P132 You can't change the direction of the wind, but you can adjust your sails. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P098 Tide and tide wait for no man. Item # P098 Tide and tide wait for no man. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P157 What part of Princess don't you understsnd? Item # P157 What part of Princess don't you understsnd? $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P308 I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. Item # P308 I enjoy a glass of Wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. $34.00
$68.00
× Item # P087 It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Item # P087 It's 5 o'clock somewhere. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P031 If you leave me I'm going with you. Item # P031 If you leave me I'm going with you. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P028 Build a bridge & get over it. Item # P028 Build a bridge & get over it. $34.00
$34.00
× Item # P307 For the rich there's Thearpy. For the rest of us there's Chocolate. Item # P307 For the rich there's Thearpy. For the rest of us there's Chocolate. $34.00
$34.00

Cart totals

Subtotal $1,122.00
Shipping

Shipping to IL.

Tax $98.18
Total $1,550.18
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